News with a humourous edge
Alderaan ‘truther’ insists planetary destruction was actually work of the Rebel Alliance
22 November 2024 @ 1:53 pm
Alderaan was destroyed by the Rebel Alliance to turn people against the Empire, truther Sy-Mon Snootles has claimed in a controversial new book.BMW driver must be a proctologist because he’s right up your arse
22 November 2024 @ 11:42 am
The driver of a BMW is so far up your arse he can see what you had for lunch, according to reports today. Neighbour’s blazing row frustratingly not quite loud enough to follow
22 November 2024 @ 11:05 am
Them next door are arguing again, but not so that you can enjoy it.Captain Sir Tom’s family issue full and frank denial in brand new ‘tell all’ book available just in time for Christmas
21 November 2024 @ 11:40 am
Captain sir Tom’s family have issued a full and frank denial of any wrongdoings surrounding money made from the Captain Tom Foundation, in their brand new tell all memoir, available from all good bookshops for £19.99.The Terminator and a 300-pound gorilla – Donald Trump’s most surprising cabinet picks so far
21 November 2024 @ 11:15 am
There was surprise in America overnight as further details emerged of President-elect Donald Trump's nominations for his cabinet.Middle-aged man fails new Glastonbury Captcha asking him to identify images of Sabrina Carpenter
20 November 2024 @ 2:18 pm
A 42-year-old man has missed out on Glastonbury tickets after failing to identify images of today’s youth.Farmers protesting about changes to inheritance tax led by man who admitted to buying farm to avoid inheritance tax
20 November 2024 @ 1:16 pm
Jeremy Clarkson was at the forefront of the farmer's protest in London yesterday, complaining that changes to inheritance tax rules will unfairly punish farmers like himself, who are on record admitting they only bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax.Keir Starmer under further pressure following pyjama drama with Cole Palmer, Rohit Sharma and a llama
20 November 2024 @ 12:50 pm
Prime Minister Keir Starmer was facing yet more controversy that rhymes with his name, following an alleged incident at a pier near an auctioneer on Tyne and Wear.Women ruining International Men’s Day by repeatedly asking ‘Yeah but when is International WOMEN’S Day’
19 November 2024 @ 2:38 pm
International Men's Day is being ruined by ignorant women who seem intent on using it as an opportunity to highlight an inequality that isn't even there.Man who spent years insisting we should ‘send em back’ left discombobulated after learning Labour has already ‘sent 10,000 back’
19 November 2024 @ 12:18 pm
Man who spent years insisting we should 'send em back' left discombobulated after learning Labour has already 'sent 10,000 back'