News with a humourous edge
“We were justified in throwing bricks at police because we guessed right about the Southport attacker,” insist morons
21 January 2025 @ 2:28 pm
After it emerged that the Southport attack was referred to the government's Prevent programme three times, hordes of only simpletons have insisted they were, therefore, justified in attempting to burn down a library.Mark Zuckerberg reveals new ‘glow-up’ at Donald Trump’s inauguration
21 January 2025 @ 11:46 am
Meta CEO and fan of sucking up to people who can make him richer, Mark Zuckerberg, has revealed his latest glow-up at the inauguration of Donald Trump for his second Presidential term.Elon Musk debuts new Charlie Chaplin moustache
21 January 2025 @ 9:05 am
After apparently performing a Nazi salute at Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration, Elon Musk has since played down his support for fascism by growing out a toothbrush moustache.Elon Musk confirms Donald Trump as his Vice-President
20 January 2025 @ 9:02 pm
President Elon Musk has courted controversy by confirming a little-known reality TV celebrity and petty felon as his Vice-President today. Trump inauguration descends into chaos as Bible bursts into flames
20 January 2025 @ 1:44 pm
Donald Trump’s inauguration ceremony has descended into chaos this afternoon as the Bible used for his oath of office spontaneously combusted, prompting widespread speculation that divine forces might not be thrilled about his presidency.North Face launches new range of gravy-proof clothing for the ‘indoorsy type’
20 January 2025 @ 1:12 pm
Fans of programmes about the countryside are flocking to online retailers to kit themselves out with North Face's latest range of 'high performance' indoor clothing.First of ten plagues to be unleashed during Trump inauguration
20 January 2025 @ 12:27 pm
Spectators gathering for President Trump’s inauguration were shocked today as the first of ten devastating plagues was unleashed onto Washington, D.C.Nigel Farage to hum selection of wartime tunes at Donald Trump inauguration
20 January 2025 @ 10:41 am
Having failed to persuade any A-List musicians to perform at his inauguration ceremony, the stubby fingered President-elect has turned to his trusty sidekick, Nigel Farage, to provide the musical entertainment.Kid Rock to drop inaccurate words ‘Kid’ and ‘Rock’ from name
19 January 2025 @ 9:48 pm
Following his appearance at Donald Trump's pre-inauguration rally, 54-year-old Kid Rock has confirmed he is to drop the words "Kid" and "Rock" from his name as neither is actually true.Musk fans celebrate genius behind SpaceX successfully sending Starship 7 to explore the Caribbean ocean floor
17 January 2025 @ 1:24 pm
Fans of Elon Musk have today lauded the genius behind his secret plan to use Starship 7 to explore the ocean floor around the