News with a humourous edge
Middle-aged man fails new Glastonbury Captcha asking him to identify images of Sabrina Carpenter
20 November 2024 @ 2:18 pm
A 42-year-old man has missed out on Glastonbury tickets after failing to identify images of today’s youth.Farmers protesting about changes to inheritance tax led by man who admitted to buying farm to avoid inheritance tax
20 November 2024 @ 1:16 pm
Jeremy Clarkson was at the forefront of the farmer's protest in London yesterday, complaining that changes to inheritance tax rules will unfairly punish farmers like himself, who are on record admitting they only bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax.Keir Starmer under further pressure following pyjama drama with Cole Palmer, Rohit Sharma and a llama
20 November 2024 @ 12:50 pm
Prime Minister Keir Starmer was facing yet more controversy that rhymes with his name, following an alleged incident at a pier near an auctioneer on Tyne and Wear.Women ruining International Men’s Day by repeatedly asking ‘Yeah but when is International WOMEN’S Day’
19 November 2024 @ 2:38 pm
International Men's Day is being ruined by ignorant women who seem intent on using it as an opportunity to highlight an inequality that isn't even there.Man who spent years insisting we should ‘send em back’ left discombobulated after learning Labour has already ‘sent 10,000 back’
19 November 2024 @ 12:18 pm
Man who spent years insisting we should 'send em back' left discombobulated after learning Labour has already 'sent 10,000 back'Man who was duped into believing misinformation about Southport murderer happy to leap headfirst into believing misinformation about his father
19 November 2024 @ 9:57 am
Just months after being duped into believing nonsense about the suspect in the Southport murders, morons across the Internet are doing it all over again.Cat convinced it nearly starved to death whilst you were asleep
18 November 2024 @ 2:32 pm
A local cat claims to be 'on the brink of starvation' after not being given any food since just before you went to bed, it has emerged.Woman envious of the amount of loving attention husband gives to their woodburner
18 November 2024 @ 1:47 pm
A woman has today struggled to contain her jealous rage after witnessing all the loving attention her husband pays to their woodburner.Jake Paul to continue career path of fighting well-past-it professionals with lucrative bout against Joe Biden
16 November 2024 @ 10:14 am
Fresh from his tedious points victory against 58-year-old Mike Tyson, YouTuber and definite boxing professional Jake Paul has announced his next opponent: President Joe Biden. Children in Need celebrates raising 0.4% of the money written off by the Tory government for PPE that wasn’t delivered by their mates
16 November 2024 @ 9:58 am
Friday night saw Children in Need raise an incredible £39m, which is 0.4% of the amount the Tories wasted on unusable and undelivered PPE contracts handed out like confetti to friends of Tory politicians. As generous viewers across the country pledged tens of millions to help those children most in need across the country, Tory