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Congratulations to Shaun who wins Dead Pool 339 by picking the Mexican boxer Israel Vázquez who has died aged 46 following a short struggle with cancer.Vázquez was a 3 time Super Bantamweight champion.In his 15 year career which ended in … Continue reading →

Band Aid…. What a load of cunt. As the festive season looms on the horizon, this smug and self satisfied dig at the working class is going to rear its ugly head once again. The original 1984 version was bad … Continue reading →

It takes a special sort of chutzpah to out-cunt a whole gang of cunts of fakes, benders, virtue signallers and sons of toolmakers, but Rachel from Accounts has managed it. For years the brainless tart has posed as an economist … Continue reading →

Poor old Whoopi Cushion. You’ve got to feel for her plight. Aside from having one of the worst cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome known to medical science, it looks as though she’s really feeling the pinch financially. Speaking recently on … Continue reading →

Daily Express. Migrants. No wonder they keep on coming here: 1) Full board in four or five star hotels 2) Free iPhones 3) Free clothing 4) Cash allowances 5) Free transport 6) Lawyers on legal aid 7) Free private health … Continue reading →

The ‘pope’… … is, in the real world, an absolutely useless, worthless cunt. A fucking figurehead of one of the planet’s greatest crocks of shit/hypocrisies, … some of the cunts maybe even believe the shit they espouse. Yuk. But either … Continue reading →

El cactus de las pesadillas. The garden at Casa Cunter is tended to by Mrs Cunter. Unfortunately, her enthusiasm is not backed up with any skill whatsoever. A neighbour dropped by and gave us a small cactus in a pot. … Continue reading →

*Knock knock knock* “Erm, good morning. Mr erm Knee is it? I’m Sgt Crapp and this is PC Bulshyte from the local station. We’d ah, like a word. May we come in?’ “Oh great! You’re here about the vandalism to … Continue reading →

“I’m looking at the world, through rose coloured glasses, everything is rosy now”, as an old song says, and if you are of the same mind, who wish the whole word could be like “Hello”, where all is shiny, duckie … Continue reading →

I usually cunt with alacrity, but I hope you will believe me when I say I have thought long and hard about this nomination, but I feel after several long newspaper articles and interviews, I have to cunt this poor … Continue reading →