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Ever met a missionary? Wed sometimes get them in the 70/80s knocking at the door. Not the pith helmeted bewhiskered ones like Dr Livingstone These were Osmond looking cunts from America bringing us the word of God. North Sentinel island … Continue reading →

Katy Perry [4] – Astronaut

15 April 2025 @ 7:00 am

Ex wife of alleged rapist Russell Brand, Katy is the perfect mix of ball achingly gorgeous and mind numbingly stupid. Anyway she’s going into space with a all female crew. Now, going into space is quite dangerous. My first choice … Continue reading →

Myanmar Earthquake Appeal Donators

14 April 2025 @ 11:00 am

People Who Donate to the Myanmar* Earthquake Appeal … are particularly Thick Cunts. After a rare plea for international humanitarian assistance by junta chief Min Aung Hlaing: “I would like to invite any country, any organisation, or anyone in Myanmar … Continue reading →

Ads Not Aimed At The General Public

14 April 2025 @ 7:00 am

This, an ad for Paco Rabanne tiktok Well, I don’t know about you lot, but £55 for a scent? No, me neither. Why do these brain dead people advertise on daytime TV? Do they really think anyone of worth is … Continue reading →

Fat People [6]

13 April 2025 @ 11:00 am

I cannot stand them. (They just can’t stand). I’m not talking about a bit chunky, I’m mean these disgusting tubs of lard, waddling about in ski-pants with their shitty ass-crack on display, or, more usually, trundling around the food aisles … Continue reading →

Taiwo Owatemi MP

13 April 2025 @ 7:00 am

I love dogs – the four legged, tail wagging variety, but not some of the old dogs who pose as MP. Let’s take this old hag Owatemi (what a fine old English name!) she is a 41 year old Labourite, … Continue reading →

Celebrity Labour Supporters

12 April 2025 @ 11:00 am

Cast your mind back to the heady days of the fall of the useless tories. Labour celebrities were all over social media casting buckets of bile all over the conservatives “and quite right to, fucking cunts”. Time for change, for … Continue reading →

Emma Raducanu

12 April 2025 @ 7:00 am

A New Balls Please, 15 love cunting for the queen (she thinks) of the tennis court Ms Raducanu. A publicity hungry victim. She loses a match – some nasty man in the audience was leering at her. She loses another … Continue reading →

Unfunny comedians

11 April 2025 @ 7:00 am

Good news. From tomorrow we’ll be back to two noms per day for a while. Thank you for the recent uptick in nominations. Keep it up – NA. A cunting required for the scourge of unfunny comedians these days, there … Continue reading →

Kodi-Shai Westco

10 April 2025 @ 7:00 am

In January 2024, Max Dixon (16) and his mate, 15 year old Mason Bist popped out to get pizza. They were mistaken for rival gang members and attacked by four thugs using machetes. The attack lasted just 33 seconds. Sadly, … Continue reading →

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Comrades, We Are In the Process of Joining With the Soviet EU

15 April 2025 @ 11:59 pm

SCUNTHORPE - England - Comrade Starmer announces the reunion of Soviet Britain with the Soviet EU and rejection of capitalist swine - America. The post Comrades, We Are In the Process of Joining With the Soviet EU appeared first on Daily Squib.

Meghan Markle Enterprises Warns Royal Family NOT to Strip the Titles

15 April 2025 @ 10:36 am

MONTECITO - USA - The Meghan Markle commercial enterprise making millions of dollars by using the royal titles has warned the royal family not to strip the titles. The post Meghan Markle Enterprises Warns Royal Family NOT to Strip the Titles appeared first on Daily Squib.

Trump Planning to Put Tariffs on the Moon

15 April 2025 @ 7:03 am

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that he is going to put tariffs of 156% on the moon. The post Trump Planning to Put Tariffs on the Moon appeared first on Daily Squib.

Fake Asylum Seeker Says He Wants to be the Next Gary Barlow

15 April 2025 @ 1:29 am

HULL - England - A fake asylum seeker who just came over the English Channel in a dinghy says he wants to be the next Gary Barlow. The post Fake Asylum Seeker Says He Wants to be the Next Gary Barlow appeared first on Daily Squib.

Last Week to Submit Your Hackathon Proposal – TechX25 Hackathon8!

14 April 2025 @ 2:07 pm

VALENCIA - Spain - Now is the time to register for the TechX25 Hackathon 8. The post Last Week to Submit Your Hackathon Proposal – TechX25 Hackathon8! appeared first on Daily Squib.

We Review Some of the Thousands of Kurdish Barber Shops on the High Street

13 April 2025 @ 6:43 pm

CROYDON - England - Many UK cities are full to the brim of Kurdish barber shops. We review some at random. The post We Review Some of the Thousands of Kurdish Barber Shops on the High Street appeared first on Daily Squib.

If You Can Abort Babies, Why Not Adults?

12 April 2025 @ 2:18 am

MARYLAND - USA - A prominent member of the Institute of Population has put forward a suggestion that to abort adults should not be viewed as strange. The post If You Can Abort Babies, Why Not Adults? appeared first on Daily Squib.

China Handed Everything On Platter For Free For Decades – Now it’s Over!

11 April 2025 @ 7:37 am

LONDON - England - Trump is doing the right thing, and he should be commended for his bravery in fighting the insidious creep of global communism with China. The post China Handed Everything On Platter For Free For Decades – Now it’s Over! appeared first on Daily Squib.

Uninfluencers Are the New Social Media Trend

10 April 2025 @ 8:48 am

PALO ALTO - USA - The latest trend across all social media is the proliferation of a new phenomenon - uninfluencers. The post Uninfluencers Are the New Social Media Trend appeared first on Daily Squib.

Man Buys Toothpick From Temu For $6,842

8 April 2025 @ 10:40 pm

MINNESOTA - USA - A man inadvertently bought a toothpick from Temu for $6,842 after the Trump tariffs on China. The post Man Buys Toothpick From Temu For $6,842 appeared first on Daily Squib.

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