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Oliver Hall. A face that you instantly want to slap, and an attitude to match. This prepubescent little shit, never heard of him (is it a him, or maybe a her, or an X?) until this week, fancies himself a … Continue reading →

The Electricity Supply Emergency Code (ESEC)

20 November 2024 @ 10:00 am

is a cunt. It ‘describes steps which the UK Government could take to deal with: people not voting properly on Strictly people buying too many prepping items any other shit thing. Check out the details here (page 36 is a … Continue reading →

Arbitrarily Claimed Awareness Dates

19 November 2024 @ 2:00 pm

If this nom goes up when it might be reasonably expected to, it might land between November 13th & 19th… and were you aware, good people, that that week is ‘Trans Awareness Week’? Oh dear, a quick check tells me … Continue reading →

Joe Biden [23]

19 November 2024 @ 10:00 am

EMERGENCY CUNTING: Joe Biden So, the senile old fuck is at it again by allowing KEEEEEEEEV to fire US long-range missiles into Russia. As if he’s not done enough damage to the US – and the world at large – … Continue reading →

Dawn Butler M.P. [13]

18 November 2024 @ 2:00 pm

Well it appears that notorious race-baiter Dawn Butler has once again opened her repulsive gob and let her fat belly rumble. It ain’t pretty. Labour leader Sir Keir ‘TwoTierTwoFaceFreeGear’ Starmer is seemingly under pressure to suspend the Brent East MP … Continue reading →

Johnny Somali

18 November 2024 @ 10:00 am

Whose that you ask.. an obnoxious ape for starters. He is a kick streamer? “fucked if I know”. Born to a Somali father and a Ethiopian mother so a real piece of shit then.. This low IQ cunt goes to … Continue reading →

Criminal Minds

17 November 2024 @ 2:00 pm

If left by herself Mrs Cunter will take advantage and watch the crap that she likes on Casa Cunter’s Big Television. Of course when I am around she is banished to the bedroom to watch her Emmerdale Enders and Coronation … Continue reading →

David Goldstone

17 November 2024 @ 10:00 am

I would like to nominate David Goldstone for a cunting. This cunt has been appointed as Rachel Thieves’ new Value for Money tsar. telegraph Now we all know Labour is going to spend the next 5 years wasting our … Continue reading →

The MAGA cult

16 November 2024 @ 2:00 pm

No, I’m not referring to ordinary Trump supporters. I’m referring to the MAGA diehards. The ones for whom Trump can do no wrong. The ones who dismiss every attempt to criticise/scrutinise him and his policies as a ‘deep state conspiracy.’ … Continue reading →

Meaningless Dimensional Comparators

16 November 2024 @ 11:00 am

are cunts. Hallo nochmal, meine kleinen Biertrinker It all started quite a while ago . When there was an earthquake somewhere the news people would all say “… and that measured 5.6 on the Richter scale”. Don`t know about you, … Continue reading →

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Forget Bacon and Eggs Labour Want to Replace Traditional Farms With Maggot Farms

20 November 2024 @ 10:12 pm

GRIMSBY - England - Labour is planning to completely exterminate and erase traditional farms, replacing them with sustainable maggot farms. The post Forget Bacon and Eggs Labour Want to Replace Traditional Farms With Maggot Farms appeared first on Daily Squib.

Prince Harry Consults Elon Musk About Travelling to Mars

20 November 2024 @ 10:57 am

MONTECITO - USA - Prince Harry is in consultation with Elon Musk about travelling to Mars. The post Prince Harry Consults Elon Musk About Travelling to Mars appeared first on Daily Squib.

Comrade Xi Jinping Commends Comrade Starmer on Soviet Britain’s Communist Vision

19 November 2024 @ 7:13 pm

RIO DE JANAIRO - Brazil - Comrade Xi Jinping has praised Comrade Starmer for crushing British farmers and Soviet Britain's communist vision. The post Comrade Xi Jinping Commends Comrade Starmer on Soviet Britain’s Communist Vision appeared first on Daily Squib.

Support the Farmers and Their Protest Against Unjust Labour Tax

19 November 2024 @ 2:21 pm

LONDON - England - Farmers are in Westminster today protesting an unjust Labour tax that will ruin many British farms. The post Support the Farmers and Their Protest Against Unjust Labour Tax appeared first on Daily Squib.

Gaia-X Summit 2024 Concludes with New Milestones and Global Collaboration

18 November 2024 @ 10:35 am

HELSINKI - Finland - The 5th Gaia-X Summit has concluded. The event showcased multiple Gaia-X digital data missions within Europe and the Globe. The post Gaia-X Summit 2024 Concludes with New Milestones and Global Collaboration appeared first on Daily Squib.

Gaia-X: Data is the Future and the Europeans Are Harnessing Its Power

18 November 2024 @ 9:36 am

HELSINKI - Finland - The editor was kindly invited to the Gaia-X 2024 conference. Big data is the future, and the Europeans are setting the standards in harnessing its power. The post Gaia-X: Data is the Future and the Europeans Are Harnessing Its Power appeared first on Daily Squib.

Easy Payday: Tyson Needed the $20 Million Retirement Money

17 November 2024 @ 12:27 pm

TEXAS - USA - The manufactured Mike Tyson fight against a YouTuber was a retirement payday for Iron Mike. The post Easy Payday: Tyson Needed the $20 Million Retirement Money appeared first on Daily Squib.

Biden Admits to Reporter He Voted For Trump

17 November 2024 @ 11:30 am

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Joe Biden has admitted to a reporter that he voted for Trump during the 2024 US election. The post Biden Admits to Reporter He Voted For Trump appeared first on Daily Squib.

5 Practices to Improve User Experience on your Business Website.

16 November 2024 @ 3:32 pm

LONDON - England - User experience is a very important factor when designing a business website. The post 5 Practices to Improve User Experience on your Business Website. appeared first on Daily Squib.

“People’s Soviet Republic of Britain” Detains Journalist Attempting Crime of “Free Speech”

16 November 2024 @ 9:15 am

LONDON - England - We can proudly announce that an attempt at "free speech" was successfully thwarted by Soviet Stasi Security Forces. The post “People’s Soviet Republic of Britain” Detains Journalist Attempting Crime of “Free Speech” appeared first on Daily Squib.

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