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The whole world (okay – a bit of hyperbole, there) watched JD Vance whip up an attack against Volodymyr Zelenskyy in the Oval Office, with Donald Trump jumping in, and *checks notes* Marjorie Taylor Greene‘s boyfriend criticising the Ukrainian president’s choice of clothing. Despite condemnation from heads of state, media outlets, and many on social […] The post Our 21 favourites from the hilarious photo-edited JD Vance trend appeared first on The Poke.

During an interview on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, former Transport Secretary Pete Buttigieg reminded everyone of the truth about Trump’s ‘landslide victory’. He had the numbers at his fingertips. @colbertlateshow Former Transportation Secretary @Pete Buttigieg offers perspective on the size of Trump's popular vote margin. #Colbert #LateShowLIVE ♬ original sound – colbertlateshow “Let’s […] The post Pete Buttigieg’s subtly NSFW dig at Donald Trump’s small *coughs* mandate was beautifully done appeared first on The Poke.

Comedian, singer and actor Randy Rainbow has always had the measure of Donald Trump, and the skill and cojones to mock him mercilessly through the medium of song (and fake interviews). You may remember when Randy channelled Barbra to celebrate Trump’s arraignment or when his brilliant Rent parody was the perfect good riddance afer the […] The post Randy Rainbow’s latest musical message to Donald Trump is wickedly funny – and scarily true appeared first on The Poke.

If you were asked to choose a superpower for yourself, you’d probably go for something like the ability to fly or invisibility, wouldn’t you? But what if you already have a superpower, and you don’t know? Over on Reddit, user hello_code posed this fascinating question: What’s a superpower but 99% of people don’t realise it? […] The post ‘What’s a superpower but 99% of people don’t realise it?’ – 23 normal abilities you didn’t know were extraordinary appeared first on The Poke.

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with treating yourself to a product from higher up the luxury ladder than you usually buy – as long as you can afford it. It’s also worth remembering that, sometimes, the cheap packet of biscuits really hits the spot. It’s all just a matter of taste. We’re less convinced that anybody […] The post Americans are buying a single Japanese strawberry for $19, and these sweet reactions say everything that needs to be said appeared first on The Poke.

There’s nothing a Maga likes better than owning the Libs. Not every Maga, but especially this Maga, who wore his cherished Donald Trump hat while out and about in Disney World. That’ll show ’em! The video went viral after it was shared by ‘America First’ devotee @Im_GIZM0 on Twitter. This guy wearing a MAGA hat […] The post A Maga owned the Libs by wearing his Donald Trump hat to Disney World and was schooled into next week appeared first on The Poke.

Justin Trudeau won’t be prime minister of Canada much longer having stepped down as leader of the Liberal party and, we’re not gonna lie, we’re gonna miss him. Not least because of the way he has dealt with Trump across not one but two presidencies, and specifically Trump’s revolving door of tariffs and obsession with […] The post Justin Trudeau was asked about another day of ‘psychodrama’ with Trump and his A++ response suggests a career in comedy beckons appeared first on The Poke.

Unelected Elon Musk has been very much the power behind Donald Trump’s return to the White House and finally it appears that some members of the President’s Cabinet can’t take it anymore. Specifically, Secretary of State Marco Rubio who’s simmering anger at Musk apparently exploded into the open in a heated – very heated – […] The post Donald Trump’s response to a question about Elon Musk he didn’t like is a grim reminder of the state of America right now appeared first on The Poke.

The memory can play tricks on you, of course, but we remember Lembit Öpik back in the day – way back in the day – as being a mostly decent kinda chap, albeit one who was also something of a figure of fun. A bit of a cheeky boy, you might say. What we didn’t […] The post Lembit Öpik’s unlikeliest of takes on Putin and the Ukraine War had everyone asking: ‘How the hell did he end up here?’ appeared first on The Poke.

Spare a though – only kidding – for Captain Tom Moore’s daughter, Hannah Ingram-Moore, who thought it would be a good idea to go on Good Morning Britain to salvage some of her reputation after that most unfortunate spa incident (and everything else). Except it was to her great misfortune that it wasn’t one of […] The post Captain Tom’s daughter chose the wrong day to go on GMB because Rob Rinder was presenting and his A++ interrogation had everyone purring appeared first on The Poke.